Slip Slop SPLAT (almost)

Living on the river means we have nature literally right at our doorstep. Just this morning as I was reversing out of our driveway, there was a close call when I came across this fellow. Clearly, by his complexion, he has been enjoying the rays of summer sunshine on his back, and front, and sides. Perhaps a cool drink and a splash of aloe vera might be in order for this local.